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Just another purple dinosaur

Fanfiction recommendation :)

My new Klaine&CrissColfer fic-rec mastelist! :) 

Non of the PDF files are mine. most of them are from Klaine fics PDFs, and the others are by the authors. 

When there’s a (!) next to the name it means that i love it and recommend it even more! :)

Enjoy!

WIP:

# The Klaine CrissColfer Show In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. (FF | S&C)

# Seasons of Love - AU Kurt transfers to Dalton a year early after being bullied out of McKinley. He falls in love with Blaine, the lead for the Warblers who happens to be straight. Things change when they try out for RENT and start spending some time together. Klaine. (FF)

# Dalton -Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined. (FF | CP coulter’s site | PDF)

# Chalkboard Impressions - Blaine is a student attending a private school. He realizes his feeling for his teacher, Kurt Hummel, and tries to deal with them the best he can. IT’S AWESOME BUT HAVEN’T UPDATED FOR A YEAR. (FF)

# All The Right Reasons - ”My parents don’t know that I’m gay. I force my voice to sound rougher and more masculine around my father.” AU in which Kurt was born into the Fabray family and Blaine helps him come out. (FF | S&C)

# Regretting the Past, Creating the Future - Blaine is a TA for a music theory class. On the first day Kurt, Blaine’s ex, shows up in class. Can they get over the past enough to survive the semester? (FF | S&C)

# FAMILY PORTRAIT - AU in which Kurt and Blaine are stepbrothers. Their parents have been dating since early season 1, so Kurt never had his crush on Finn; it’s been Blaine all along. (LJ)

# Nameless - Kurt Hummel hates labels. As long as there’s sex involved, gender has never been an issue. Home from his first semester in New York, he’s out to find another nameless one night stand. Problem is Blaine Anderson isn’t nameless. In fact, he’s anything but. (FF)

# Ten Cent Blues - Kurt is a Cheerio, a supreme being in the world of high school. After fighting for two years to gain a good reputation and impeccable standing on the social ladder, he hates himself for seeing something wholly intriguing in their newest student, Blaine Anderson, Who is the biggest nerd to ever grace the halls of McKinley. (S&C | PDF)

# Underneath and unexplored - kurt and blaine both think they’re straight. they meet and become best friends and wacky/sexy/emotional hijinks ensue. (LJ)

# Sweet little sixteen - Blaine is a 32 year old business-man picking up young guys in bars for onenightstands. One night he sees a beautiful boy looking lost at Blaine’s usual bar. 16 year old Kurt reveals he has a boypussy and is virgin. Blaine takes him home and fucks him. He decides he wants it to be more than one night and they make a deal. Lots of sex, relationship-trouble and denied feelings. (S&C | PDF)

# Dashboard Confessional - Kurt never made that fateful trip to Dalton, and when very few of his friends notice what Karofsky has been doing, he withdraws into himself and begins to spend the majority of his free time online. More specifically, on Tumblr, where he feels like he can truly be himself. Then, one night in May, a new follower leaves him a message that changes everything… (S&C)

(!) # One more night (could turn into forever) - Kurt Hummel is hopelessly in love with Blaine Anderson. The problem? Blaine is taken. And popular. And so very straight…or maybe not. (S&C | Tumblr)

Resilience, Resistivity, Reciprocity -  AU after 2x05. Burt insists Kurt take a self-defense class before moving to NYC; Blaine is the instructor. (LJ | Tumblr)

# Across the ocean - Kurt and Blaine never got together and they slowly drifted apart after Kurt transferred back to WMHS. 4 years later Kurt is working at Vogue.com in New York and Blaine is studying Musical Theatre in London. It starts with emails. (Tumblr)

# A tale of two boys verse - Kurt is going to college and his professor is really hot. And smart. And funny. His professor is mr. Anderson. (Tumblr)

# Last Chance for a first dance - Blaine Anderson is new to Lima, Ohio, and he has an intriguing run-in with one Kurt Hummel on a blistering summer day. There’s an immediate, mutual attraction, but Blaine has to work his way around finding love, thanks to his biggest obstacle - his younger sister, Bethany. Will his brotherly responsibilities due to an absentee mother hinder their young romance or will Bethany be a guiding light in the darkness? (S&C)

# In needles and guitar strings - Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson have had each other’s names tattooed on their wrists since the ages of fifteen and fourteen respectively. They don’t know each other, but people know them. (S&C | FF | tumblr)

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COMEPLETE:

# Mr Anderson - When Kurt transferred to Dalton to escape Karofsky, he only wanted a safe place to go. He didn’t expect to fall in love. With his English teacher. KLAINE AU. (FF)

(!)(!) # Friday June 10th 2011 - St nearly 8 years apart after a messy break up. Kurt and Blaine meet again unexpectedly, thousend of miles from ohio and thousend  of miles from the people they used to be. But what really happend at Dalton end of school party that pull them apart? (FF | PDF )

# Dalton Reform School for Boys - AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he’s determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult…but it might be dangerous. (FF)

# Rebel Without A Cause - Blaine Anderson is McKinley High’s resident bad boy, and he has his sights set on Kurt Hummel, the beautiful countertenor of the New Directions. Smutty, bad boy!Blaine. Klaine. (FF)

# Sex Education - Kurt decides he wants to be a little more informed on all this sex stuff. Blaine, as a nice, thoughtful friend, offers to teach him. Hands on. story originally on livejournal, it’ll be continued both here and there. (S&C |PDF)

(!)(!) # McKlainely High - In which Blaine transfers to McKinley High instead of Kurt going to Dalton. There’s a lot of bumps in the road for them both. (S&C |PDF)

and the sequel, McKlainely High Senior Year - (S&C | PDF)

(!)(!) # Swing Sets & Sandboxes - Young!Klaine fic. Kurt Hummel is 7 years old. He makes a new friend, little Blaine, on the playground one day. This is their story. kid!fic to nearly present. (S&C | PDF)

(!) # Welcome to Hogwarts - Kurt isn’t safe at the McKinley School of Magic. So he transfers to the fabled Hogwarts, where he meets a dapper Prefect named Blaine, a pair of hyperactive Beaters, and a quiet Gryffindor named Flint in his suddenly crazy life in the Ravenclaw House. (FF | S&C  | PDF)

and the sequel, Welcome Back to Hogwarts - (FF | PDF)

# I Thought You’d Never Ask - AU eventual futurefic! Blaine never confesses his true feelings to Kurt so they remain friends. Eventually they drift apart and begin to lead separate lives but what happens when fate has other plans? (FF)

(!)(!) # Go Your Own Way - Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he’s certain he’s going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU. (FF | S&C | PDF)

# The Luckiest - Blaine broke Kurt’s heart 3 months before high school graduation. Now, four years later, their group of friends reunites at a lake house to marry off two of their own. With luck, Kurt and Blaine will also be able to finally mend something that’s stayed broken for far too long. (LJ | PDF)

# Grande Non-Fat Mocha - ”He loved the way the boy would smile at him. He loved the way he would giggle and brush at his bangs when Blaine would greet him with “Grande Non-Fat Mocha?” and slide the cup over to him.” Slight AU. (FF | S&C)

# Friends in Highly Low Places - When Blaine finds out that he has to transfer to McKinley for his senior year, he puts it upon himself to get to know every single member of New Directions during the summer. (LJ)

# 27 Suits - Kurt Hummel loves weddings. So when his best friend comes back into town and wants to marry the man he loves, the last thing he needs is Blaine Anderson following him around. (FF | PDF)

# Things I Cannot Change - Kurt begins his junior year at McKinley, fully prepared for something better than the torment he has suffered as an underclassman. However, when he befriends Blaine Anderson, a shy transfer student, he might not be able to handle everything God throws at him. (S&C | PDF)

# Where We Went Right - Everyone seems to fuck like rabbits at Dalton Academy. Neither Kurt nor Blaine are an exception to this rule. But something that happens later after a drunken Warblers party could alter their relationship quite a bit. Set quite a few months into Kurt’s stay at Dalton. (S&C | PDF)

(!) # A touch of the Fingertips - Kurt has barely ever made contact with anyone because he is a faerie. However, this is not the small, winged creature you expect. It is a creature, or person, which makes a connection when it touches another. When Kurt accidentally meets Blaine Anderson, this becomes an even greater problem than Kurt ever predicted. (LJ | S&C | FF |PDF)

(!)(!) # Little numbers - AU: Blaine sends a text message to a wrong number by accident. Things progress from there. (LJ | S&C | PDF | Masterpost )

# An accidental Chance - An accidental tweet. A chance phone call. Or what happens when famous TV star Blaine Anderson accidentally tweets his phone number. (S&C | PDF)

# Fanfare - Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right? (FF)

# I do, I think - ”I do,” Kurt vowed without thinking, and before the thought even reached his mind, he added, “I think.” Immediately realizing what he’d just said, Kurt whipped his head up, but not to look at his shocked fiance - to look at his best friend Blaine. AU. (S&C | FF | PDF)

# Save yourself -  It’s written for this prompt on the glee_kink_meme where Kurt and Blaine never met, Kurt stuck it through at McKinley while Blaine was at Dalton. Kurt went to NYC and explored every aspect of his life…while Blaine ended up back in Lima. They meet date…and Blaine is a 30-year-old virgin. (S&C | GKM)

# The Muse - An AU that shamelessly thieves giant pieces of plot from Anne Rice’s novel Belinda. Blaine is thirty-four. Kurt is sixteen. Stuff happens.(Tumblr | PDF | LJ)

# Carry me home (tonight) - As disagreements continue to rage in the Anderson household, Blaine is forced to spend his evenings behind a bar to pay his way through OSU. It’s not an ideal solution, but the money is good and he manages well enough. That may very well change, however, when the interested gaze of Kurt Hummel, self-proclaimed resident bad-boy, lands on him. And it seems that Kurt doesn’t have the word ‘no’ in his vocabulary. (S&C |PDF)

# Consonance & Dissonance -  AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years. (Tumblr | PDF | AO3 | LJ)

(!) # Crema - Kurt’s just landed a job at Vogue as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant. One of his tasks is to bring her coffee in the morning. Enter, Blaine, the shy, adorable barista who catches his eye.This is the story of how they change each other’s lives. (S&C | Masterpost | PDF )

(!) # Off Camera  - Kurt Hummel is the host of his own popular talk show. When Grammy award winning musician Blaine Anderson makes a guest appearance on his show, Kurt gets more than just an interview out of it. (S&C | FF | PDF)

(!) # Tender years - AU. Kurt and Blaine are single dads to seven year olds in New York City. When Kurt’s son invites Blaine’s daughter out on a date, it kicks off a day that Kurt and Blaine will never forget.  (S&C | PDF)

# How Kurt Hummel Got Married, Fell In Love, and Met His Dream Man (In That Order) -  From this prompt on the glee kink meme: As the younger brother (with Finn being the eldest and therefore will inherit all of Burt’s land/property/money), Kurt is sold to _ _ _ _ _ (insert name of any given male on Glee) as a husband(/wife - if you prefer this wording more). At first Kurt is dead set against it, he doesn’t want to be married to some random man. However, one earth shattering orgasm on the wedding night soon changes Kurt’s mind and he becomes an insatiable cockslut for his hubby.( LJ | PDF )

(!)(!) # Can’t Take My Eyes Off You - Blaine’s been in love with Kurt since freshman year, problem is, Kurt’s his best friend. He’s managed to hide it for over three years but everything changes the moment Kurt vows to help him find someone to lose his virginity to. Cheerio!Kurt/Nerd!Blaine. (FF | PDF)

(!) # Syrup and Honey - AU!Klaine. Kurt Hummel is 25 years old when he finds himself being the owner of the bakery he had been dreaming about his whole life, just in time to sweeten up Blaine Anderson’s days. (FF | S&C | PDF)

(!) # Jitters - Blaine Anderson gets up at 5am every day to serve coffee with Santana Lopez. And that is the easiest part of his day. As he starts his sophomore year at NYU, Blaine tries to navigate his inevitable conquering of Tisch while figuring out how to talk to the beautiful boy who’s started frequenting the coffee shop. There might be dragons involved. (LJ | Tumblr | PDF)

(!) # In a Heartbeat -  When Kurt was nine, his mom, an organ donor, died. Now, at seventeen, Kurt is on a search to find who has her heart… but, what he ends up finding is so much more. (FF | PDF)

(!)(!) # Hearts and Homes - A cold winter night finds Kurt stranded after some car trouble, only to bring him face to face with a sick, shivering, homeless boy beneath a bridge. That boy, of course, turns out to be Blaine. (Tumblr | PDF)

(!) # Shatter the wallsfor a new sun - AU in which Blaine was raised by highly religious parents and escapes to NYC with Quinn, moving in next door to Rachel and Kurt. (Alternately: Bible!Blaine meets NYC!Kurt. Shit happens.) (AO3 | PDF | Tumblr)

(!)(!)(!) # The boy from Oz trilogy - Summary (for Part 1): Murder mystery novelist Blaine Anderson finds himself becoming increasingly obsessed with introverted high school drop-out Kurt as a murderous psychopath stalks the rainy streets of Seattle. READ THE WARNING FOR EACH CHAPTER. (Tumblr | PDF | AO3 | S&C)

(!) # Bang Bang - You don’t meet your happily ever after in a bar, or at least that’s what Kurt Hummel had always believed. But then after a night out with his best friend, he hoped he was wrong. There was something to be said about piano music, smooth singing, and sparkling, flirty eyes. It wasn’t easy, it wasn’t fast, and it wasn’t anything like he expected. (S&C | LJ)

(!) # Snapshots - August 27, 2044. They say a picture paints a thousand words… and Kurt and Blaine have a whole scrapbook. (LJ | S&C | PDF)

# I’m not gonna teach him how to dance with you - Blaine Anderson absolutely couldn’t believe it.  His gaze lingered on the front cover of Vogue’s latest issue, the bright-red embossed words sticking out to him like a sore thumb.  Fashion’s best, Kurt Hummel, is getting married, and not to him. (FF)

(!) # Heartlines - Soul mate AU where Kurt and Blaine have each other’s names written on their hands. Except in this they’re 10 years apart. They agree to meet a few times for coffee so that they can get to know each other a little more. I’d like it to be awkward at first because they both want to be as close as possible but they also know that with the age difference it isn’t appropriate. (GKM | PDF)

# Hashtags - Kurt receives an email about a new follower on twitter. Who knew that this one email would be the start of something special in his life. (FF | PDF

and the sequel, Retweets (FF)

#the bro code (and Blaine Anderson’s guide to breaking it) - So there’s a bro code. It’s relayed to him a few weeks after he joins his fraternity. The rules seem easy and he’s not too worried.  Blaine Anderson is a rule follower. (Tumblr  | PDF)

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ONESHOTS: 

# A Collection Of Klaine - Klaine Oneshots - fluffy and warm and fuzzy! (FF)

(!) # Kiss - While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there’s millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. Klaine. A lot of one-shots. (FF | PDF)

# Spah! Or the “Dalton is filled with Geeks” verse - comedy. awesomeness. (LJ)

# (Mis)Adventures of Teenage Boys ’verse - Oneshots. a lot of klaine. a lot of smut. A lot of fun. Totally | Firsts That Count | More | Letting Go | Freckles | Uptight | Fantasy | Something Borrowed | Touchdown | Punishment | Busted | Advice | Drunk | Aftermath | This Never Happened | Uncharted Territory | Brotherly Chats | Brotherly Chats II: The Penguin Incident | Under Cover

# A Little Bit Like Singing - “I hate him,” Blaine says as he sits next to table currently occupied by Wes and David, holding a disposable Latte cup in his hands.

David moistens his lips. “Can I roll my eyes?” he asks, “because I really want to. 
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“I hate him,” Kurt shoots into the phone; his voice is the exact right amount of desperation, frustration and disgust.

“Do you remember trying to pretend you weren’t interested in him?” Mercedes says dryly, “That was adorable.”

(LJ)

(!) # Abraham’s Children - Hunger Games AU. Kurt Hummel, a volunteer from District 8 wanders about the foggy forests of the Game, forming alliances, dodging Careers, and wondering what exactly went wrong between himself and the sword-wielding District 2 tribute, Blaine Anderson. (Tumblr | PDF)

# Five Ways that Blaine Could Have Met Kurt because Cooper Got Married, and What Really Happened - It’s exactly what the title says.( LJ | PDF)

# The morning after the kiss - (Tumblr)

# Don’t tell your boyfriend you’re transfering project - Blaine really doesn’t like keeping things from his boyfriend. (LJ)

# Lie with me and just forget the world - He knows Kurt usually isn’t very touchy-feely when he’s sad, so Blaine tries to respect that the best he can and ignore his urge to wrap Kurt up in a blanket and force-feed him waffles. (LJ)

# Like chewing on pearls - “I’m in love,” Blaine says and throws himself on the bed. (LJ | Tumblr)

(!) Ok, so all of the HEYBLAINE masterlist because heyblaine is awesome. 

# names He always came in at the same time, always ordered the same drink, always gave a different name to put on the cup…What happens when Blaine decides to play the same game? (FF)

# Prostitue!Blaine au - Au for 4X04 in which Blaine cheated on kurt to get money because his dad kicked him out. (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5)

# Morning - Blaine sees Kurt on the bus every morning, one day he gathers enough courage to speak to him. (Tumblr)

# Rumour has it - When Kurt has a one night stand and literally runs into someone while doing the walk of shame, the attractive stranger decides to help him out. This is the story of how Kurt and Blaine meet, become friends, and get together. (tumblr | FF)

WIP:

# Fairytales of yesterday -  Darren’s spent his whole life (literally) looking for the perfect fairytale, but will he miss out on what’s been in front of him, all this time? (LJ)

# trip and stumble verse - Chris has no idea what he’s doing here. Here - at this university in Michigan, so far from home. College!Au. (Masterpost | AO3 | PDF)

COMPLETE:

(!) # Not Alone - Chris never wanted to admit to anyone he was feeling extremely alone, but Darren was his best friend and knew him deeply. Well, not as deeply as he was about to. (FF | ICH | PDF)

# Someehre, a clock is tickingChoose-Your-Own-Adventure. You can choose which way to go with this fic, fron pg-13 to nc-17. Chris’ 21st b-day party. (neaf)

# Prepare for departure - Not-famous Chris gets seated next to definitely-famous Darren on a cross-country flight. (Tumblr | AO3)

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ONESHOTS:

(!) # The Meisner Technique - A rehearsal at CC’s house goes very, very rogue. Yeah, that’s really all I can say without giving the whole thing away. (LJ |PDF)

# Holding hands - Behind the scenes for 3x05 - The First Time. Spoilers for that episode. When it came to Darren, it was always easy. (ICH)

# I can’t fake - ”What, you don’t roll around with all your clothes on when you’re having sex?” Darren asks, and Chris snorts into his shoulder. “Because that’s, like, the only way I’ll do it. Either roll or go home.” (LJ)

# Breathless - Chris has a neck thing. Darren has a think for Chris and his neck thing. They come to an agreement and sex is had. (ICH)

(!) # Turn the lights down low -  Chris was fine with Kurt getting his first kiss with a boy before he did, and was fine with Kurt getting a boyfriend before he did. But when he reads the script for the senior prom episode (a.k.a the one where Kurt and pretty much all of ND book hotel rooms and go all the way), he decides that he’s had enough of being jealous that his on-screen alter ego is getting all the action. (LJ)